Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Widdle Wabbits

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

12 comments:

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

LMAO! You gotta watch out for those little girls!

Unknown said...

That is so friggin funny!!!

Unknown said...

BWAAAAH! That's hilarious!

T said...

Oh dear lord.

I didn't see that one coming!

Busy Bee Suz said...

SO funny and cute!!

Big Hair Envy said...

My dog doesn't really give a thit either!!!

Donna Reed In Blue Jeans said...

I'm sending that to my mother in law!

(Sometimes!) Serendipitous Girl said...

Ha!

Leedra said...

got me to laugh....hadn't done that in a few hours!

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imom said...

I love a good morning laugh! Hilarious.

Unknown said...

Have a fun time on your trip! Bon Voyage : ).

Lori said...

That is too flippin funny!