[Ring, ring, ring}
Me: Hello.
Pita: Is this my Aunt Woody?
Me: Hi, Pita Bread!
Pita: I love you. And I want to go to the playground to play. And my Mommy won't take me. And will you take me? And I love you.
Me: I'll be there to get you in 5 minutes....
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Work It, Girl
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Friday, November 13, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Virtual Travel
I have a very bad case of wanderlust. Thankfully, Vol Fan’s work requires us to be on the road quite a bit. But during the down times, I still long for the road.
When I can’t travel in real life, I do so virtually. Here are a few of my favorite places to travel:
Yellowstone – One morning as I opened this webcam, there were a couple of people standing on the viewing platform. They looked around furtively, looking like they were up to no good. Soon I realized why. The wind was blowing, causing the steam from the geyser to blow off to the side rather than go straight up. One of the people moved close to the edge of the platform and bent over, sticking their ass out to the side. The other took a picture – making it look, I’m certain, like the steam was blowing from their butt! If I ever make it to Yellowstone and if the wind is blowing, I will definitely take the same picture:)
Times Square – Because one year (hopefully one year soon!), I will be at Times Square for New Years Eve.
Hog’s Breath Saloon in Key West – Because I really enjoyed drinking at that bar:)
French Polynesia – Just look at it. Does it really need an explanation as to why I watch? Could it be any more beautiful?
Moab, Utah – If this ankle ever heals, I will be hiking here!
Grand Canyon – Usually to see the sunset:)
Chisos Basin in Big Bend National Park – Great memories of a camping trip here!
Paris – Doesn’t everyone want to be in love and in Paris?
Alaska – In season, bears catching salmon. ‘Nuff said!
So where do you travel?
Posted by The Incredible Woody at 7:37 AM 19 comments
Monday, November 9, 2009
Tongues And Parties
If you are taking pictures at a birthday party, what is the most important thing to photograph?
The birthday girl?
The blowing out of candles?
Or AB and Cousin Lily refusing to smile and sticking their tongues out instead?
It all looks pretty important to me. What did you think this post was about?!?
PS – Since you guys liked Tracey so much, I’d like to introduce you to another friend from high school, Becky. She is new to blogging and her posts have been fantastic! Drop by and say hello!
Posted by The Incredible Woody at 7:20 AM 13 comments
Sunday, November 8, 2009
The Day I Traumatized My Nieces
So there we were - innocently driving home. Just me, Pita, and AB. And as we were making a left turn at the red light, I noticed the oncoming car pull off to the shoulder. I wondered what in the world he was doing. And continued on my way.
And that's when I saw it. Blue lights.
And they were after me!!
So I pulled over. And that's when the fun began!
The girls asked why we were pulled over and I told them that we were being stopped by the police. So they immediately started wailing. And by wailing, I mean WAILING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS! Saying things like "I don't want to get caught" and "I don't want to go to jail"!!
But the good thing? Children crying at the top of their lungs = pity from the police officer which leads to only getting a warning to slow it down!
Posted by The Incredible Woody at 10:59 AM 12 comments
