WARNING: Today's post is not for the faint of heart or those with delicate sensibilities!!
Dumb ass that I am, I submitted my site for review at Ask And Ye Shall Receive, which is also known as iwillfuckingtearyouapart.blogspot.com.
Since my name does sound like my blog is all about the penis and the reviewers said that "there better be some damn penis in this blog", here is my peace offering. Have mercy on me.