I can breath again. I have been scared shitless since Monday when I saw that my blog review was this week. No more time to work on my template. No more time to work on my writing. No more time... No more time!
It's been like 7th grade cheerleading tryouts. You practice and practice before the mirror in the living room. But you can't quite keep that smile plastered on your face while you are shouting the cheer.
You jump and jump but you can't quite get that toe-touch up high enough.
You concentrate - trying to get the moves perfect, crisp. But you can't quite get the hands right. Are they supposed to be buckets or candlesticks??
And then, the day finally arrives. All you can do is hope for the best.
You didn't make the squad but at least your bra straps didn't slide off of your shoulders and expose your ta-tas to the entire school!
7 comments:
I went and read the review. You did good! It could have been worse, right? I'm too afraid to submit my blog - I'm sure I'd be ripped to shreds. And I'm not brave like you.
I read the review and you hey, two stars. Drunk or not, you were liked!
Gotta take what you can get.
You made the squad as far as I am concerned.
I grew a set and submitted myself...
MTM - It soooo could have been worse!! And I don't know if I would call what I am brave?!?
PP - I'll take it how I can get it and thanks! PS - I did make the squad in 8th grade. I guess all those toe-touchs off the diving board all summer paid off!
Villager - I am sure you will come thru with flying colors because you are hilarious!!
Wow, they liked you!!
I feel bad for the people they tear apart. I'm a big cry baby, couldn't handle them.
I dont know Woody...I was just reading some of their reviews, and I think I'd curl up in a ball and cry.
Do you know, do they look at some old stuff? Or just the first few pages? Ive been in a funk lately...
Philly - I was afraid that I would get torn apart and then have to leave the blogosphere!!
Villager - My reviewer spent about an hour, roaming around thru several months worth of posts. I really don't think you have anything to worry about - you are a riot!!
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