Thursday, September 25, 2008

You big bunch of pervs!

While looking at my stats at Google Analytics, I ran across some interesting facts about the things that bring traffic to my blog. Some I understand, some I do not.

Like the searches for The Dirty Guv'nahs - I get that. I saw them perform at Sundown in the City a couple of months ago and did a review.

Like the searches for Starlight Theater or Terlingua - I get that. I did a couple of posts about our trip to west Texas to Big Bend National Park. We visited the Starlight Theater in Terlingua.

But the search for "i'm so flat chested" - where the hell did that come from? The Incredible Woody might be a whole lotta things but flat-chested ain't one of them! I skipped the whole training bra stage and went straight to a B cup - in 5th grade!!

But here's the kicker. The search that has brought the most traffic to my site - "random nude teen pics presidio texas"!!! What's up with that??

7 comments:

Big Hair Envy said...

I'm sorry. I didn't know that you would be able to tell that I Googled "i'm so flat chested" to find your blog.

Bahahahahaha!

Keeper Of All Things said...

I got goggled for Potato or Man?????? I did post about Mr. Potato Head Or Man ........but really are people asking this question and then looking it up.......???

Keeper Of All Things said...

opps not Goggled thats sounds even more preverted.........I meant googled.......sheesh I really need to reread before I leave a message...

The Incredible Woody said...

Big Hair - I'm like Big Brother - I see everything. Be afraid, be very afraid!!

Keeper - Scary, isn't it??

thatcoolbroad said...

It's scary what some people are searching for on the internet, isn't it? Several people (yes, more than 1 random perv) found my blog my searching for "people pooping on other people". Yikes!

Grandma J said...

I'm so jealous. Non of mine are interesting. No matter what strange corner of the earth people google from, the one thing I get hits on daily is the friggin Sham Wow clothes/towels. I mean really people from India, ShriLanka, and places I've never heard of google that junk. Once in a while I get people looking for Yearning For Zion....that kookie cult in San Antonio.

Monkey Toe Momma said...

I get at least one search a day for "Donna Reed Nude Photos" from all over the world. I guess the world wants to see nudies of Donna Reed.