This better heal my bum ankle or I'll be headed for the operating room. It has caused a small glitch in my training!
What happened?
A. Skydiving accident. I forgot to roll upon landing.
B. Tripped while running from a bear.
C. Had a night of wild sex and .....
D. Last fall, I fell down the attic stairs and my old body didn't want to heal correctly.
You guess! Or feel free to add your own scenario!
19 comments:
oh nooooo what happened?
Chasing Rick on the beach in those damn high heels I told you not to wear because of the sand. And you had how many drinks?
Green is my favorite color.
Your toes are adorable! I'm going with a sex accident, everything always sounds better when sex is involved!
I am torn between C and D....LOL!
Sorry that your hurt yourself!
Oh My Gosh, Woody.... You would do ANYTHING to keep from exercising, wouldn't you????? ha ha ha ha...
I'm sorry---but that BRIIIIIIGHT green boot will just look wonderful with Tennessee Orange shirt and cap!!!!!
Take care my friend... How did the diet go today?????
Hugs,
Betsy
I think you were biking when a UFO swooped down to get you--you made a sudden swerve to stay free and crashed!
Hope you heal fast!
Definitely sky diving : ). Hope you feel better soon!
None of the above you are just tired of riding the bike. :)
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I love you Woody and your comment meant so much to me...so much. I was so very depressed tonight.
I hope you will be feeling better soon. Love the green.
Good luck on speedy recovery. I like the cast color!
I'm so distracted by that pretty color that I don't care. Sorry;)
Oh what a pretty boot! My guess is both C and D...I think your husband surprised you with a night of wild sex up in the attic and then you fell down the stairs while running to get a low carb beer because you were so thirsty from all that wild birthday sex. Am I right?
PS I hope you heal quickly and by no means fall down the stairs again, thus requiring a matching boot!
Oh, I almost had to do the same thing last year. At least you picked a nice mute color that won't call attention to your ankle :) take care.
I thought it said running from a bar....which was what I was going with until I realized it said bear so I choose to believe that you were doing the macharana with the Chippendales dancers when all of a sudden you heard the blender and well, the rest is history!! Love the cast....just think of all the sand you could trap with that sucker at your summer destination.
Definitely the sex accident. Although I suppose you could have been getting it on with your skydiving instructor mid-plummet and that's the reason you forgot to roll ...
Love the boot! But lime green is sooo 'last year'.
I hope you heal fast!
So, how big was the bear?
So sorry....I hope it heals QUICKlY.....NOW.
I thought it said had an accident running from a "beer" which is entirely different than "bear". And truly, why would you run?
I think you monkeyed it up working on your routine for Cirque du Soleil! Hopefully you'll get it right next time. I'm going to want front row seats when you come through town!
C. Definitely C.
I hope you're okay!!! If it makes you feel any better, SSG has scars all over her ankle from breaking it into a million little pieces. 10 pins and a plate managed to fit in there until I made them take it all out a few years later because OHMAHGAH the ankle is not built for 10 pins and a plate!
You were skydiving and having wild sex at the same time. Upon landing there was a bear, so you ran from it and found safety in someone's house. You ran up to the attic to hide. After the bear went away, you fell down the stairs.
All of this compounded made your ankle shatter.
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