Wednesday, August 4, 2010

No Milk

Yesterday my friend, Mental Pause Mama, posted her horoscope.  So while I ate breakfast (which consisted of a bottle of Coke and a stale granola bar), I went here to check my horoscope for the day.  And this is what it said:

You're a dreamer at heart, Aries. You prefer not to think about material things. That explains why you tend to forget groceries or dry cleaning. You're happiest if things get done for you. But circumstances today will force you to handle some of these mundane chores. You'll feel better by day's end just knowing you can be self-sufficient even if you don't want to be.

Oh.  My.  God.  They absolutely nailed it.  That is why I had no milk or cereal or toast or fruit for breakfast.  So then, I went to the grocery store. 

And the fun doesn't end there.  While out grocery shopping, I went to Sam's Club, Wal-Mart, Walgreens, and 2 different grocery stores to catch the sales.  After arriving home and unloading my groceries, I made a pit stop at the bathroom where I discovered that I had gone to all those places with the barn door WIDE OPEN!

So not a good day.....

6 comments:

Mental P Mama said...

Have. Mercy. See? You should have had someone else do it for you....

Busy Bee Suz said...

OH MY GOSH. I did the same thing recently...and no one had the gall to tell us? rude.

mom x 2 said...

Haha! That's tragic. I think someone should have told you!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

LOL!!!
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Betsy from Tennessee said...

Oh My Goodness..... I hope that the horses and cows didn't get out!!!!!! ha ha ha

Awe Woody.... You just gave alot of people something to snicker at.... Just think of it as spreading some good will....

Glad you got some groceries in the house though...
Hugs,
Betsy

Deep in the Heart of Happy said...

At least you can laugh about it and I commend you for shopping the sales...something good to equal out something bad.