Friday, July 11, 2008

The upstairs neighbor gets laid

So, it is 4am.

The upstairs neighbor is getting lucky.

He's getting so lucky that he woke me up and I am a VERY sound sleeper.

Now, don't get me wrong. I don't begrudge anyone a roll in the hay.

Last time he got lucky, he woke me up too. He needed to put a towel/pillow/anything between the headboard and the wall!!

This time he learned that lesson...

But it's 4am. Slap a muzzle on that girl!!


Update: I think I figured out why she was so noisy. Let's just say - it wasn't just my neighbor up there!!! I didn't think things like that really happened - I thought it was just stuff people made up for those Penthouse stories. I'm just sheltered, I guess.

9 comments:

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

That shows you what plenty of alcohol will do for some people.
I've just never been willing to share, call me stingy!!

Big Hair Envy said...

Scandalous!

Thanks for sharing :) heehee!

Lori said...

PP - I would hope that there wouldn't BE enough alcohol for me to share!?!

Big Hair - I just couldn't keep it to myself!

gaining some lb's said...

Get out.....

LOL

how many were up there?

lol

peace
#2

Lori said...

#2 - Thank goodness - we only have about 6 weeks left. I saw the neighbor, the girl, and another guy leave but there was another guy that I think came from up there too!!

Keeper Of All Things said...

OMG....is he at least decent looking so that the mental picture running through your head doesn't gross ya out?!!!
Did the apartment turn into the clown car n they just kept coming out?!!!
LOL

Lori said...

Keeper - HA! Clown car!! The neighbor is a very well put-together sort. You would never guess about his sexcapades!!

Corinne said...

See no evil, hear no evil, say no . . . What the hell am I talking about! Holy frickin' COW!!!! Are you serious? You know, it would have been hilarious if you had tiptoed up there and knocked really hard on the door and ran like a bat out of hell back down stairs. I'm evil, I know, but they did wake you up at 4:00am with their sinful loving. LOL.

Lori said...

Corinne - LOL!! If he does it again, I am SOOOO doing that!!!