I set the toilet on fire!

This happened a while back but I thought I would just let everyone know the extent of my goofiness...

And no, I didn't have extra hot peppers with dinner!! I really did set the toilet on fire, like shooting flames, singed hair. But you say, "Woody, the toilet is full of water. How in the HELL did you set it on fire???" Well, it was really pretty easy.......

I was cleaning the bathroom and I sprayed some cleaner in the toilet. Then I turned to clean the sink and counter. There were many things sitting on the counter so I closed the toilet lid and placed the things there while wiping down the counter. I replaced the things and proceeded to clean the tub.

That's when the thought struck. I think I'll light a candle. The scent from the candle with help cover the 'cleaner' smell. So I struck a match, lit the candle, and lifted the toilet lid to throw in the burning match. And, KABOOOOM!! Flames shoot out - burning off most of the hair on my arm and singing my eyebrow!

You guessed it, toilet cleaners have fumes and those fumes build up when the lid is closed and those fumes are flammable. On the plus side, it is doubtful that there is any live bacteria in there now!!