Monday, November 24, 2008

Reason #497 That I Love My Husband

Remember how I said that Vol Fan can say anything he wants and just go on his merry way. No stress, no worries. It drives me bat-shit crazy. But it is also one of the reasons that I love him.

He can be the biggest smart ass in the world. He can say whatever he feels to ANYONE. It doesn't matter who, what, when, or where. I usually respond with a gasped "You didn't!" And then I get a whole lot of laughter out of it.

The neighbor that lives beside our property where we hope to build is nice enough, I guess. But she mistreats her animals. Currently she has about 15 Yorkshire terriers, a handful of goats, and a horse in her back yard. It is not a field, just a normal back yard. So the horse never gets enough to eat. His ribs are always showing. So she is on my list.

She is also the mother of College Girl's ex-boyfriend.

She was over talking with Vol Fan a couple of weeks ago about renting our property for her horse. And she mentioned College Girl and her son.

Vol Fan replied, "I thought they had broken up."

She said, "Oh no - Dustin would have called and told me that. They just love each other so much. Besides Dustin is such a catch!"

Vol Fan said, "Well, I think she caught him. And threw him back!"



Grandma J said...


What a great line! I guess Dustin doesn't confide in his mother much after all.

I hate hearing about people neglecting their animals.

Busy Bee Suz said...

Quick wit. I love it.

Big Hair Envy said...

Call animal control. NOW. That's sickening.

Vol Fan's line is PRICELESS. I hope that one day I have an opportunity to use it!!!!

Monkey Toe Momma said...

LOL! I that's great that he could say that without a backward glance.

And I agree with BHE, I think animal control should be called too. That's so not right. Lets starve her.

Life with Kaishon said...

This is HILARIOUS! Oh my gosh! I wish I could have seen her face. Shame on her for mistreating her horse!

The Incredible Woody said...

Grandma J - Yeah, um, I wouldn't confide in her either.

Suz - I can come up with good lines too. Just a day or so later.

Big Hair - We have! And nothing!!

MTM - If only I could do the same....

Life - I would've loved to be there too!