Friday, November 7, 2008

Vol Fan's Girlfriends

Vol Fan has other women in his life. Shocking, isn't it?

One calls him just to chat. Is always sure to wave bye or blow kisses. Talks about how much she misses him when he is out of town. Tells him how much she loves him.

The woman that loves him so much? Pita. She loves him beyond all reason.

He does great things like helping her to ride on the bouncing ball.

And helping with the neighbor's kitty.
I can understand her love.

The other woman? I don't understand. At all.

Let me explain.

Vol Fan's mother used to baby sit the daughter of one of her friends. The girl - let's just call her Jill - was preschool age. Vol Fan would come home from school at 3:00 and Jill's mother would be there to pick her up by 3:30 or so.

Not a lot of time for the two of them to bond. But Jill bonded.

When Vol Fan and I got married, Jill took it hard. We heard stories about how she cried her eyes out.

Jill came to our wedding and let's just say - I have never felt such loathing from any other person. She was about 7. But her feelings toward me were very, VERY clear.

Apparently, Jill has nursed her love for Vol Fan for 18+ years now - hoping, praying that one day he would come to his senses and leave me and she would welcome him with open arms.

Vol Fan was in Knoxville earlier this week. While there, he was at his mother's house when Jill's mother called. He spoke to her and then Jill got on the phone. She wanted to break the news to him.

Jill is engaged and the wedding is in January. In the end, she couldn't tell him. She broke down in tears and put her mother back on the phone to tell him.

Now that is one serious crush!


Keeper Of All Things said...

wow that is a serious crush.......

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh my old is Jill now???
She sounds a bit stalkerish....
Pita, I can understand. Any man that helps me with a bouncy ball has a spot in my heart.

The Incredible Woody said...

Keeper - You are not even kidding!

Suz - She is like 26 or 27 now. It doesn't sound like it would take much to push her over the edge.

big hair envy said...

Weird much?? I hope Jill will one day realize how ridiculous she has been.

Now, that little Pita!!! I just want to sop her up with a biscuit:)

TheVinylVillager said...

um...I pity Jills husband. She sounds one bunny short of a Fatal Attraction.