As I awoke one cold, cold morning, I struggled with the desire to stay in my nice toasty-warm bed. But like every morning, the call of nature was, well, calling. Urgently.
Then, terror struck. I remembered during my evening ablutions that I had used the last of the toilet tissue. And I committed a cardinal sin - I did not replace it! This meant that I would have walk across the cold floor all the way down the hallway to the other bathroom to get a replacement roll.
The battle raged. Do I just ignore the call? Do I brave the cold? What should I do?
Then a solution dawned in my sleep-drugged brain. There was a box of Kleenex in my bathroom. Yes, I could use one of those!
So I made my way to the bathroom and as I sat shivering upon my throne, a great company of heavenly host appeared. As they sang Hallelujah, a great light shone from the heavens. As I rubbed the sleep from my eyes, I realized a Christmas miracle had occurred. Something I had never thought was possible.
A new roll of toilet tissue was ON THE HOLDER! Not on the sink - but actually on the holder! And, to top it off, the old tissue roll was in the trash can.
I am now a believer. Miracles do occur at Christmas. So, yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus!
11 comments:
I too have had this happen to me only to find the kleenex box dry as well and there I sat staring at the nice clean washcloth pile....hey sometimes a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!!! Vol Fan really is SUPERMAN!!
Well I'm a believer now! I know at my house asses would never get wiped if I waited for someone to replace the toilet paper!
If that ever happened here it would be a miracle beyond Santa. I live alone.
I keep so many rolls of toilet paper close by each toilet that running out would be a miracle.
Ah yes, the ever trusty kleenex to the rescue. I've been there before.lol
Bwahahahahaha!!! Who would have ever thought that it would take a roll of toilet paper to get you into the Christmas spirit???
I love it when the toilet fairy comes, whether it's to replace a roll or clean up someone's special surprise.
Oh my goodness...I hope santa stops here and refills my tp and how about changing a few light bulbs and putting away laundry...oh the list goes on and on...So glad you got your MIRACLE.
:)
Suz
Yea for miracles! Isn't it something how the littlest things can bring us such joy!
Thank goodness for miracles, big and small!
hahahahahahah! That's funny!
That husband of yours is AMAZING! Mine has never replaced a roll yet. It's only been a year and a half though, so I am going to keep holding onto hope : ).
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