Friday, January 16, 2009

Overheard

This post is rude.

It is crude.

And is not for those that are easily offended.

Consider yourself warned.

I'm not kidding - turn away now!

Most of you know by now that I have a pretty twisted sense of humor and I found this conversation pretty damn funny! And every time I hear of a girl named Iyesha, I have a hard time keeping myself from snorting with glee.

Overheard by Vol Fan:

As the skinny man came forcefully out the front door, passing the recliner on the porch he said, "Dat baby ain't mine!"

The very large woman trailing after him said, "Oh, yes she is. Iffin she ain't yours, den howd I git pregnant?"

The man yelled back, "I don know. Alls I know is I eas ya. I din fucsh ya. Dats why I name her Iyesha! Cuz I eas ya, I din fucsh ya!"


Don't get it? Sound everything out.

And let your mind fall into the gutter.....

19 comments:

Dirtbikes and Divas said...

hehehehehehehehahahahahahahohohohohoho, I knew I could count on someone to make my Friday! Thanks!!

imom said...

Ok, that is very funny! My first laugh of the day, thank you! I have no problem "getting" gutter humor, I wonder what that says about me?!

big hair envy said...

*giggling* Got it!!!!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Too funny!
Thanks for the morning laugh Chickie!

mom x 2 said...

hehe Too funny!

Clippy Mat said...

now i won't be able to hear stevie wonder sing, 'isn't she lovely' any more.
it goes, "ayesha. the meaning of her name, is isn't she lovely? made from love...."
but
all of the time it was something else?
yeuch.
bad stevie.

Predo said...

Oh, my! I think we are going to have a great future together!

I am telling Grandpa this one tonight!!!!!!

smiles4u said...

That is too funny! Thank you for a friday morning laugh! :)

Grandma J said...

Your are a hoot!

I needed a little Friday Fucsh

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

Hahaha...I got it and it didn't require a big fall, what's that saying about me?

Busy Bee Suz said...

TOOO funny. Did he really over hear this, or is it a joke you heard him say.
damn. I just can't hide my blondness can I?
the good part? I understood the whole thing!!!!

The Incredible Woody said...

Yep, this was an actual conversation or should I say yelling match, that Vol Fan overheard!

Fragrant Liar said...

Okay . . . new fan here! Love your irreverence. We must be related.

KJ

alntv said...

Uh...yeeeeeah...

If anybody is going THERE, then they have got to be CRAZY!!! LOL

Nice one!

Living on the Spit said...

ROTFLMAO...that was the funniest sh&% I have heard in a while...I needed that.

Marlene

Busy Bee Suz said...

Just had to come back and let you know that Smiles4u/my life interrupted gave you a shout out on her blog today too. :)
this is funny girl....

(Sometimes!) Serendipitous Girl said...

Oh. My.

I think for once SSG is actually speechless ... dat baby might be the second coming.

Snappy Sassy said...

*SNORT*

Jason, as himself said...

Hi, Lori from Life Interrupted directed me here, and I can see that we have a lot of readers/commenters/bloggers in common.

Funny stuff here!