Overheard

This post is rude.

It is crude.

And is not for those that are easily offended.

Consider yourself warned.

I'm not kidding - turn away now!

Most of you know by now that I have a pretty twisted sense of humor and I found this conversation pretty damn funny! And every time I hear of a girl named Iyesha, I have a hard time keeping myself from snorting with glee.

Overheard by Vol Fan:

As the skinny man came forcefully out the front door, passing the recliner on the porch he said, "Dat baby ain't mine!"

The very large woman trailing after him said, "Oh, yes she is. Iffin she ain't yours, den howd I git pregnant?"

The man yelled back, "I don know. Alls I know is I eas ya. I din fucsh ya. Dats why I name her Iyesha! Cuz I eas ya, I din fucsh ya!"


Don't get it? Sound everything out.

And let your mind fall into the gutter.....