Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Widdle Wabbits

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

14 comments:

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

LMAO! You gotta watch out for those little girls!

Living on the Spit said...

That is so friggin funny!!!

Grandma J said...

BWAAAAH! That's hilarious!

T said...

Oh dear lord.

I didn't see that one coming!

Travel Girl said...

I hate snakes. Snakes and spiders.

Busy Bee Suz said...

SO funny and cute!!

Big Hair Envy said...

My dog doesn't really give a thit either!!!

Mental P Mama said...

::snort::

Monkey Toe Momma said...

I'm sending that to my mother in law!

(Sometimes!) Serendipitous Girl said...

Ha!

Leedra said...

got me to laugh....hadn't done that in a few hours!

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imom said...

I love a good morning laugh! Hilarious.

Life with Kaishon said...

Have a fun time on your trip! Bon Voyage : ).

smiles4u said...

That is too flippin funny!