This is great Woody. I think you should get him a 4 wheeler. I bet he is a simple man with simple needs. Plus you can ride on the back and be the flashlight with that RING!!!
Iron Bars for your doors and windows and a new security system...he'll luv you for a peaceful nights sleep...I'd be scared *$%less..with a ring like that in my house. :P
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Ummm. A power washer?
Wait! I thought Mr. Snoots bought that for me, LOL! I wouldn't mind splitting that sucker. What do you think?
Get him the UT Football team...I am sure they are going to be selling those very shortly.
This is great Woody. I think you should get him a 4 wheeler. I bet he is a simple man with simple needs. Plus you can ride on the back and be the flashlight with that RING!!!
Well, shucks, I thought the hubs was going to buy it for me. He's always a day late, and a dollar short!
Get Vol Fan a good shine cloth! He'll need it to keep that ring sparkling!
Wait, I thought the Salesman bought that for me... he is the true mystery buyer. Dang it, how did Vol fan get there first?!?
A thank you card!!
Hahaha, he's been found out! How about an electric (but runs on a recharable battery) lawn mower. Can you guess who want one of those at my house?!
You greeting him at the door naked? LOL
You. Wrapped in a big red bow. Without a cast;)
An electric lint remover? ;)
I had to delete what I typed since your blog is G-rated, but it was somewhere along BHE's wavelength.
P.S. You KNOW I want that bowflex.
Iron Bars for your doors and windows and a new security system...he'll luv you for a peaceful nights sleep...I'd be scared *$%less..with a ring like that in my house. :P
Get out of here. I thought that is what Gary got for me... : )
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