This is a holdup! Give me all your money and jewels!
No, Mr. Train Robber! Repent from your evil ways or I will have to show you who is really in charge of this train. Stop robbing this train or else!
Ugh! You got me right in my cold, hard heart!
Do you give up yet? Or do I need to pop another cap into you?
Hooray!! Good has prevailed! We can drop this stiff off in the next town.
Disclaimer: No train robbers were harmed in the making of this blog post.