Sunday, November 2, 2008

My eyes! My eyes!

On Saturday night, Vol Fan and I went to the movies with College Girl. The movie that I picked was supposed to be a comedy and was rated R. I was expecting some raunchy humor and some bouncing boobs. You know the type, have a few drinks and that low-brow humor is really funny. I convinced Vol Fan and College Girl's parents that the movie really wasn't as bad as the title sounded.

What did I pick? Zach and Miri Make A Porno.

Now, to be fair, there were some funny lines - like maybe 13. But other than that, the humor consisted of the actors saying "Fuck". A lot. That was funny when I was 12. I would guess they said fuck or some form of fuck about 3 million times. But I could be wrong. It could have been more. There were a lot of line like this, "Fuck you, you fucking fuck-head. Fuck! Let's fuck....."

And guess what? It really was a porno. Minus the money shot. For the majority of the movie I was wanting to cover College Girl's eyes. Thankfully, she had them covered so I could cover my own!

So now, I have officially been taken off the list of people that can choose which movie to see. And I am off the list of approved escorts for College Girl!


BusyBeeSuz said...

Oh that is too bad. Why do they have to cuss so much in movies? really, it never adds to the fun for me. I think it is just bad writing...they are trying to fill the void with cuss words.
Thanks for the warning.
Take care,

big hair envy said...

Oh, poor Woody! I know your intentions were good. It happens to the best of us from time to time.

Next time, get the review from Grandma J. before venturing out!!!!

The Incredible Woody said...

We all totally needed a drink afterwards. And a cigarette.